What Happens When Your Boyfriend is At a Bachelor Party

1. You feel bad sending your usual daily texts like, “Just ate something with buffalo sauce - what you up to?” in case you end up sounding like ‘the ol’ ball and chain’ to a bunch of drunk guys being purposely away from all females that are not strippers or bartenders.

2. You already have a political stance on the stripper thing. (Do people still do that?) You’re ok with it you think as long as nothing gets too cheat-y. A lap dance would make you feel squeamish but you picture it being kind of ironic/ silly and you could get through it.

3. When you finally do send a random text, his friend answers it with a picture of his clothed-crotch. You realize it’s not your boyfriend’s crotch cuz he doesn’t have those jeans/ shoes so you just say, “Oh … who’s crotch is texting me?” Crotch friend texts back a friendly “Hello, how are you, I’ll tell him you rang.”

4. You get a late night text from boyfriend looking drunk in a furry winter hat with friends. You say, “Been drinking all day?” He says, “I have welts.”

  1. scullness said: and wasn’t that a cute pic? :)
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