He’s a millennial. He’s been symbolically castrated by the economy and cannot physically function sexually due to a stream of antidepressants he’s been on since age 5. He has b-cup breasts due to overconsumption of soy products. His eyes are already clouded by premature blindness due to the diabetes he developed at age 11 after a childhood of waddling around on a steady diet of Ho Ho’s and cold hot dogs. With -$50,000 to his name, he relies on Obamacare, but his inflated ego due to years of protective affection from his parents makes him too proud to realize this.
HOW WILL THIS PATHETIC BASTION OF THIS PATHETIC GENERATION VOTE??