i hate when facebook statuses from people i haven’t seen in years give me no context for how to feel about whatever they’re saying. do i know this jason? i could. is he really dead? it seems like it, although the innocent “happy birthday” and the sloppy capitalization of RIP and the 3 people liking it makes me hope otherwise. is jason’s presumed death a heavy one (like a baby) or a lighter one (like a cat)? would anyone name their cat jason? probably not. how should i feel?