“Becky —

As you may have noticed, we’ve asked you for a donation a few times now.

But according to our records, you haven’t yet made an online donation to this campaign at this email address. (If our records are wrong, I apologize and thank you!)

I’m not writing to ask you for money again. I’m actually writing to ask your opinion about why you haven’t given, and what you think would inspire you or other Obama supporters like you to decide to take the leap and donate.”

Passive aggressive as fuck! But does kinda make me want to donate like $5 cuz that’s all I can afford to.

But here’s the long answer for why I didn’t donate, I guess.