February 2012
69 posts
Feb 27th
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Email from Barack's Ppl
“Becky — As you may have noticed, we’ve asked you for a donation a few times now. But according to our records, you haven’t yet made an online donation to this campaign at this email address. (If our records are wrong, I apologize and thank you!) I’m not writing to ask you for money again. I’m actually writing to ask your opinion about why you haven’t...
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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bed
just remembered there was a summer in high school that i slept backward in bed every night, and also did this briefly in college for awhile. seemed like “psychologically reorienting” or something. i am weird like that, and it’s probably part of the reason i move every year.
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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SNL
I think SNL had a secret rebrand where they studied the habits of millennials and came up with these conclusions: 1. Millennials are obsessed with weird, miniscule things on the internet and don’t give a shit about what’s going on in People magazine.  2. Millennials like to hate stuff. Put a bad celebrity on and they’ll watch it to get mad. 3. They want to watch their...
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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alphabet
i’ve been reading cosmo to reconnect with my inner 13-year-old or something and this woman said she likes to write the ABC’s with her tongue on her man’s nipple. Ok, I thought, ABC’s are a thing to do with your tongue. Then it said, “He really goes crazy for the Q shape.” I’ve been thinking about reasons why you would go all the way to Q on a man nip and I...
Feb 19th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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RIP Whitney
“I Will Always Love You” is the song I’ve always thought would be the most terrifying to sing with my piddly voice. You set the standard for singing hard songs, if American Idol was any indication of that.
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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get down, get funky: Dear Men who Like to Have Sex... →
omgstephlol: ladonnapietra: I have noticed that quite a few of you are complaining vigorously in the comments sections of various news articles about the recent contraception coverage Catholic kerfuffle. Based on your comments, you are not happy because you 1) don’t want to pay for someone else’s birth… Slow clap.
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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cute comment on gawker
“Here is a tip. Unless you are owned by Gizmodo.com, stop stealing their page layout. Your sites layout is virtually identical to theirs.” lol
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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HRO X LDR X NYT
“The New York Times is allegedly one of the ‘last authentic content farms’ in the game, writing long ‘pieces’ with serious words that ‘sound important and authoritative’, which is why they NAILED IT by calling Lana Del Rey ‘a skinnier Adele.’ ” “Say what you will about the New York Times, but at the end of the day, fattie hating...
Feb 10th
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LDR
Boyfriend says her album sounds like when the models on Top Model made music videos. :(
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Bon Iver vs. Hipster Runoff
“You have to remember that Bon Iver was buzz incubated in a time when there was ‘no internet h8’, and instead of creating backlash to generate buzz, you just had to release decent MP3s and promote your local scene. ” Yup. Hipster Runoff finally attacks Midwestern music scene. I like how it’s still Lana del Rey’s fault somehow: “Right now, the entire...
Feb 7th
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Despite all my Pinterest dissing, I have been... →
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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