Email from Barack's Ppl
“Becky — As you may have noticed, we’ve asked you for a donation a few times now. But according to our records, you haven’t yet made an online donation to this campaign at this email address. (If our records are wrong, I apologize and thank you!) I’m not writing to ask you for money again. I’m actually writing to ask your opinion about why you haven’t...
just remembered there was a summer in high school that i slept backward in bed every night, and also did this briefly in college for awhile. seemed like “psychologically reorienting” or something. i am weird like that, and it’s probably part of the reason i move every year.
I think SNL had a secret rebrand where they studied the habits of millennials and came up with these conclusions: 1. Millennials are obsessed with weird, miniscule things on the internet and don’t give a shit about what’s going on in People magazine. 2. Millennials like to hate stuff. Put a bad celebrity on and they’ll watch it to get mad. 3. They want to watch their...
i’ve been reading cosmo to reconnect with my inner 13-year-old or something and this woman said she likes to write the ABC’s with her tongue on her man’s nipple. Ok, I thought, ABC’s are a thing to do with your tongue. Then it said, “He really goes crazy for the Q shape.” I’ve been thinking about reasons why you would go all the way to Q on a man nip and I...
“I Will Always Love You” is the song I’ve always thought would be the most terrifying to sing with my piddly voice. You set the standard for singing hard songs, if American Idol was any indication of that.
get down, get funky: Dear Men who Like to Have Sex... →
omgstephlol: ladonnapietra: I have noticed that quite a few of you are complaining vigorously in the comments sections of various news articles about the recent contraception coverage Catholic kerfuffle. Based on your comments, you are not happy because you 1) don’t want to pay for someone else’s birth… Slow clap.
cute comment on gawker
“Here is a tip. Unless you are owned by Gizmodo.com, stop stealing their page layout. Your sites layout is virtually identical to theirs.” lol
HRO X LDR X NYT
“The New York Times is allegedly one of the ‘last authentic content farms’ in the game, writing long ‘pieces’ with serious words that ‘sound important and authoritative’, which is why they NAILED IT by calling Lana Del Rey ‘a skinnier Adele.’ ” “Say what you will about the New York Times, but at the end of the day, fattie hating...
Boyfriend says her album sounds like when the models on Top Model made music videos. :(
Bon Iver vs. Hipster Runoff
“You have to remember that Bon Iver was buzz incubated in a time when there was ‘no internet h8’, and instead of creating backlash to generate buzz, you just had to release decent MP3s and promote your local scene. ” Yup. Hipster Runoff finally attacks Midwestern music scene. I like how it’s still Lana del Rey’s fault somehow: “Right now, the entire...
Despite all my Pinterest dissing, I have been... →