April 2011
48 posts
DANTE ALLEGORIES
thoughts on the southern theatre
i have given positive press to the southern theatre before, and i generally like their space, programming and the interactions i’ve had with the people there. but i am extremely off-put by what is happening right now. after mismanaging funds, they are asking for donations in the extreme amount of $400k in a short window of 9 days? to me, the unrealistic nature of that request should be cause...
goodnight
want
Comes out April 25th.
Demetri Martin is one of my top crushes.
Select Lines from Crispin Best's "Thoughts Before...
What is’all bagels’?
The sun is middle-aged.
I hope my body is an open-air theater production of the ‘Sister Act: Music drama’.
It might be funny to be addicted to Sunny Delight.…
This may be interesting to cover, after it noticed that my body ha ha! ’, then gentlymove my office.
I would like to ARM-wrestling, losing a baby.
I do not know if in a...
YOU GUYS
Look what the Internet found! A bed that is like a giant book. Start your metaphors! But really, is this not the perfect bed for us oft-hungover writer types? I’ve said I’d like to crawl into a pie baked into a cake to ease a hangover, but I really think this giant bed would do, and it would be less sticky.
Oh yeah, it’s by Yusuke Suzuki.
MOODBOARD
via stuffaboutminneapolis: fake animals at the creepy bell museum
via kiramantoonis
My Epic Cat Dream
This morning, I had a dream like no other. I woke up in my bed, concerned because my body was still paralyzed from REM-sleep. It was storming outside and the large windows in my room were cast open dramatically, letting the rain in. In front of my window was standing our house cat, Isa. She was looking grim, deciding whether or not to leap into the storm and kill herself. Despite my paralysis, I...
Suggested Pivots for the Failing Color App
“Time management scheme for creatives like artists and writers: divides segments of the day into “shades.” Early morning is “hot green productive time”; late morning is “light pink revision time”; all the other times of the day are “dark blue porn and furious self-recrimination time.”
my job title is literally “creative.” this made...
vanity project: dude beauty interview: jay boller →
Meet one of my best friends, the hilarious Jay Boller, as he talks his “beauty routine.”
myfakeyelashes:
Guess what? I have a bunch of straight friends. And while most of them tend to be a little scruffy and probably wear the same t-shirt three days in a row, they’re all adorable and I adore them. I always peek in their medicine cabinets and showers when I’m over at their house...
How come Liz Lemon talks so much about food and...
The character Liz Lemon has a rare condition called ”orophasmia,” where everything she eats immediately falls out of her bottom like a ghost.
-Tina Fey’s book, Bossypants
Best Covers for The Odyssey
Banquet Hall sent me this contest link for making Odyssey book covers, and I picked out my faves.