tumblnlikeanecho:

oh shit…that was a 300$ bong I just threw out the window…..

(via ruinedchildhood)

my plan:

-eat dinner

-write an article for work

-work out

-shower

-go to bed

reality:

-dinner sure made me sleepy. let’s seal the deal with a beer.

-wake up at 9:30 p.m. oops.

-i can still work out and do all that. just after i look at tumblr.

-11:30 p.m. somehow i am still just staring at tumblr. seems too late to work out without bothering guy downstairs

-11:45 p.m.. i forgot about pinterest. better look at that.

-who needs to shower? dry shampoo exists for a reason.

-12 a.m. buying mad men on itunes because need to watch mad men. jee they make drinking look cool. better pour one for myself.

(proceeds to drink and watch mad men till 2 a.m.)

boobsradley:

alexblagg:

Ken Cosgrove dancing + new DAFT PUNK = my favorite thing right now.

can’t talk i’m dead

ken cosgrove is the bland horse for most attractive mad men guy so far.

the strange soothingness of watching beavis and butthead hurt themselves and laugh

(Source: dital-vust, via gimmeurmula)

indianbiatch:

freelancefailure:

Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?

So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains

And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?

lulu was the rudest bitch i swear

kid becky hate watched this show so hard

(via ruinedchildhood)

is that Leila from ANTM??

urbanoutfitters:

The Summer Catalog: Here Comes The Sun

Photography by Rene Vaile

chrssy:

riding your man like

why is this so funny

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: lol-post, via drunkpomeranian)

pros:

-you can make them watch Wayne’s World with you and tell you whether or not it’s still relevant in 2022.

-you can pretend you are getting a dog “for them”

-lots of toys and coloring every day

-you can pretend you are going to McDonald’s “for them”

-someone to “accidentally” teach swears to

-perspective gained when tough guy son cries at the site of Goofy dressed up in armor

-they will grow up and hang out at barnes and noble with you, if it still exists by then

-you become their problem someday

cons:

-they have to come out your lady part

-they poop their pants for years

-also being afraid of their daycare lady but pretending you aren’t

-neighbors will give them insultingly low pay to feed their cats while they are on vacation. have to explain “jerks.”

-stepping on legos while playing Wii games leads to risk of ankle twists

-resisting lucrative career of becoming “mommy blogger”

-creepy neighbor kids always coming over or peeking in the windows

-being commanded to look at a dirty foot’s owie over and over while trying to enjoy a meal

-prying tiny vending machine toy out of a mouth regularly

I feel like Yahoo! buying Tumblr is like a comedy movie wherein an old guy who owns an ice cream shop gets lonely and decides to adopt a 17-year-old iPad DJ for a son.

What I’m saying is that I hope Tumblr somehow forces Yahoo! to get a new logo.

mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours:

Regular ham will always thrill me.

i bought a tumblr theme that doesn’t have any space after paragraphs and it’s driving me nuts. does anyone know what code will fix that?

I started a blog just about language. Follow if you want to read stuff … 

linguisticated:

I decided to start a blog solely devoted to talking about language. I had something similar to this in college called American English Online, but I don’t think it’s in line with what I want to be doing anymore. Back then I was sassy and into what I was studying, but now I approach blogging with a…

neil was doing the dishes while i worked and i heard something shatter. when i came out later he very regretfully informed me that my las vegas shot glass had broken. “i hope it’s not a really important memento of yours, like something your mom got you in las vegas.”

the idea of my mom ever going to las vegas and getting me a shot glass really cracks me up. my mom does not drink and her vacations consist of shopping in quaint towns, where she might bring me back a necklace with a fairy on it.

pretty much all of my shot glasses are things that have been left behind in apartments i’ve moved into. i don’t think i’ve ever had a ‘memento’ shot glass.

but i did do a lot of drinking with that shot glass so RIP las vegas shot glass. thanks for helping me measure my drinks.

The ‘log-in’ link is getting edged off the screen, Tumblr.

My dream is for website log-ins to be huge, welcoming boxes, not an afterthought. Instead, all the glitz goes into getting new people to sign up. I want it to be like, “LOG IN YOU ARE BACK YAY! … oh, you’re new? go all the way to the edge of the screen to that tiny link and sign up there.”